My life would have less drama… I mean, look at all this shit that I could benefit from if I just gave up sex and romance!
- Wouldn’t have to worry about the drama of dating and relationships.
- Wouldn’t have to spend all this money I don’t have on dates.
- Wouldn’t have to spend ridiculous amounts of time on dates.
- Wouldn’t have to spend ridiculous amounts of time on sex. I mean, seriously, I like my sexual encounters to go for 4+ hours… That’s A LOT of freaking time!
Plus, nobody is better at getting me off fast than me, I love myself, I work out and want to look good for myself, and I make myself sandwiches whenever I want them.
Clearly, I am my own best love interest.
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xistentialtheoryがfemme-x-fataleからリブログして、コメントを追加しました:
No, I do understand the definition of it. I already got drilled for this. Yes, I realize it was a joke in poor taste....
femme-x-fataleがxistentialtheoryからリブログして、コメントを追加しました:
Still wouldn’t be asexual even...you somehow accomplished
vulpineartifierがxistentialtheoryからリブログして、コメントを追加しました:
Um…no, it really wouldn’t be easier. For one, being asexual doesn’t necessarily mean...you...
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